Im famous me

[Alecw35]

I got a mention on BBC Radio Scotland. The presentor Tom Morton has various topics that you can contact him on his website, Facebook and Twitter. I cant seem to contact anyone, apart from Alison on Twitter. So posted on Facebook.
It was about super heroes. Someone had mentioned the film Meteor Man. Its a funny film from the early 90s. Mild mannered Jefferson Reed, ( Robert Townsend is struck by a meteor. He finds he has super powers. He tries to fly. Buts scared of heights so he flies at 3 feet. His mum makes his costume. He fights the gang thats ruining the hood. Theres Bill Cosby and James Earl Jones in it too.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00mc08v/Tom_Morton_01_09_2009/
start it playing and then drag the bar to 1:33 Thats where he reads my post. Its available for 6 days from the 1st of September

Some good Light bulb jokes on there too.

How many builders does it take to screw in a light bulb? We'll come out and give you an estimate next Tuesday
How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None as they never get the house.

[Alison]

I heard your bit, Alec, I'm most impressed. Thought it was cool, well done!

I have another joke, just as funny as those two... How many men does it take to change the loo roll? We dont know, it's never happened!

[Alecw35]

come to think of it Im going to do him for deformation of character. As he calls me Alky on air.

have to phone Andrew Sachs. See if he knows how to sue the BBCs DJs?

[Linda]

pmsl ... love the jokes, especially Alison's lol

wow ... now I know a famous person ... can I still call you Alec, or do you prefer Alky ? hehehe

[Ghi]

I cant download real player for some reason but congrats Alec

[Alecw35]

I thought it just worked from the bbc website.

[Alecw35]

Tom Morton read out another of my posts.

He had asked for stories about eating the unedible.

So I posted on his facebook about the time I tried to oil my bike brake levers when riding along. Woolworths used to give away sachets of WD40 oil. So I had one in my pocket. I bit into it and just as I hit a bump in the road. My hand squashed it, and it squirted in my mouth. :o

But he only mentioned that I had swallowed a WD40 sachet.

Will be put onto BBC Iplayer later. Its just before he plays Safety Dance at the end of his Radio Scotland show. 07 09 09 episode.

[Alecw35]

He was on about things from Holland today. As theres a Scotland/ Holland football match on. He thinks that when all those Dutch fans go home dissapointed, they will need cheered up.
Fat chance. As Holland won 1 nill.

I posted that Vandervalk was made by Thames TV in Holland. He went on to speak about the theme tune. Like that tune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUTHFgXFlbw&feature=fvw

I cant open the listen again page though.

He mentions me about 30 minutes into the show.

Then goes on about other foreign cops. Mentions that Wallander is like Taggart with subtitles and better looking women.

[Alecw35]

I managed to get on Radio Scotlands listen again page.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00mk5wx

He mentions me at about 44 minutes.

But go to 41 minutes when he reads out some jargon that Donald Rumsfelt said. How can people come out with so complicated sentances?

[Alison]

Managed to listen to both of those others now, and currently listening to Safety Dance, always liked that song!!

[Alecw35]

I was mentioned today. Yesterday Tom was on a day off.

He wanted brushes with the law. So I told him about when I cut up a police car on a foggy evening. I gave a hand signal. I didnt realise that it was the police. They asked why I had given them the Vs. I said I hadnt, which was true. :) I had thick gloves on. So they probably couldnt see it was only one finger.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00mk72w/Tom_Morton_11_09_2009/
Its on at 30 minutes.

Then he says about an Australian that got fined for farting in front of a policeman. He didnt realise it was the policemans turn. :)
Wonder if Clints at the bars of his cell, trying to get air so he doesnt gas himself?

[Alison]

Hehe, good one!

[Alecw35]

hey if you became Tom Mortons freind you could see my posts on facebook.

hes in Glasgow. got a picture of him with a mountain bike